DA Wise adviceMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after dirt because you'll only end up with a poop in your armpit." I never quite understood his advice until one ThanksFarting day, I was gardening with my best friend Lee-Lisa. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was wonderful and spooky sounds came from deep within. Lee-Lisa saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!
DeviantART's 12th BirthdayA young woman named Jackelina loved making art, and practiced drawing all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical wombats, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Boston, and a portrait of Brittney Spears that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby rock for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in drawing to create the most beautiful deviation depicting popcorn laughing anyone had ever seen. That night, she shouted out the window, "Thanks, rock!"